Friday, June 27, 2008

Mark is having a meltdown!

Watch out! It's gonna blow! Mark is having a meltdown! He's sitting at home in front of his little computer typing as fast as his fingers can type! He's pumping out the insanity at record speed! So far, in just this month, he's blogged 41 times! His brain is in overdrive trying desperately to get as much bullshit pumped out as possible. I've got him so mad he could bite nails in-two and the madder he gets, the wilder his blogs are. He's like a speed freak on steroids! He's deleting comments as fast as people can post them. Pretty soon the little men in white suits are gonna come and take him away! Oh no! Back to the mental hospital. Mark, remember how they attach those electrodes to your temples and zap your brain? Well, here it comes again! Tell Nurse Ratchet we all said hello! This is great... check this out people. Go to Mark's blog site (click here). Now, go to Mark's very first blogs. Waaaay back in January. Now look at his last blog... the one he posted just a little while ago. See any difference? Check it out... everything in between is the same thing! He has repeated the same things over and over again since January! That's it! Mark's trying for the Guiness Book of World Records for insane rantings! Good luck Mark! Go Mark, Go Mark, Go Mark!!!

*ATTENTION!* *ACHTUNG!* Mark has deleted 7 of his blogs so far. Mark reads this blog on a regular basis. He's deleting his blogs to keep from looking like he's having a meltdown. But we know better!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My god! That Mark is a whack-job!

Anonymous said...

If bullshit was gasoline, Mark solves our fuel crisis.