Does everybody remember Calvin & Hobbes? I was a big fan. Every day I would grab the paper and go directly to see what Calvin & Hobbes were up to. One of my favorite Calvin inventions was the "transmogrifier". Calvin, being a little boy, had a very active imagination. Calvin would take a cardboard box and paint "transmogrifier" on the side. Calvin would crawl into the box and have his faithful tiger companion press the button. Instantly, Calvin would be transmogrified into whatever he wanted to be. It was hilarious! Our imbecile, Mark has a brain that transmogrifies things too. Mark can read an article, or watch a video and "Zap", his brain would instantly transmogrify whatever he reads or whatever video he watches into something completely the opposite!
Mark reads the FairTax book and "Zap", all of a sudden FairTax mandates a 30% reduction in salaries and wages! "Zap", and Neal Boortz is rewriting the FairTax code! "Zap" and nobody wants it to pass. "Zap", and the leaders know it's a farce! "Zap", and 800,000 volunteer supporters are gone! "Zap", and cancer patients would have to pay the highest sales tax on earth on their treatment! "Zap", and the insanities never stop!
Does everybody remember Calvin & Hobbes? I was a big fan. Every day I would grab the paper and go directly to see what Calvin & Hobbes were up to. One of my favorite Calvin inventions was the "transmogrifier". Calvin, being a little boy, had a very active imagination. Calvin would take a cardboard box and paint "transmogrifier" on the side. Calvin would crawl into the box and have his faithful tiger companion press the button. Instantly, Calvin would be transmogrified into whatever he wanted to be. It was hilarious! Our imbecile, Mark has a brain that transmogrifies things too. Mark can read an article, or watch a video and "Zap", his brain would instantly transmogrify whatever he reads or whatever video he watches into something completely the opposite!
Mark reads the FairTax book and "Zap", all of a sudden FairTax mandates a 30% reduction in salaries and wages! "Zap", and Neal Boortz is rewriting the FairTax code! "Zap" and nobody wants it to pass. "Zap", and the leaders know it's a farce! "Zap", and 800,000 volunteer supporters are gone! "Zap", and cancer patients would have to pay the highest sales tax on earth on their treatment! "Zap", and the insanities never stop!
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